Day Minus Three

Haven’t posted in a couple days because I was ashamed. I had told you I was going to do it so it’s as no surprise that I have failed my two week detox. But looking at it as a positive I detoxed for 7 days successfully so that makes it OK… Right?

I was good until Saturday night when I went to Wahaca (Mexican restaurant) with friends. I wasn’t bad as I had a winter vegetable burrito but then we went for “drinks” after and there’s only so many “drinks” I can take where I’m being a loser sipping my still water with ice and a slice of lemon. That’s silly. It was becoming silly so I punched detox in the face and had a red wine.
The next day I only regretted drinking the wine because I felt like a steaming pile of crap in the morning. I still stood and stand by the decision I made but I didn’t feel too sprightly. I guess that was the toxins creeping in, back to where they were before, making themselves comfortable again.
Sunday was practically a detox free zone with cookies and ice cream and crisps until my stomach hurt.
Yesterday (Monday) I was more balanced. I had had my fun and I missed the way the good food had made my insides feel so I went back to the detox meals but did take the offer of a chocolate or two during work.

Although I may have slightly overdone it on Sunday, my training is bearable again as I have the energy my body has been craving for a week.

I guess we’ve all learnt our lesson here… Healthy food is a myth and cookies help you train for a marathon. Brilliant! :)

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Day Eight

It’s official, detoxing leaves you with no energy – actually thinking about it now that makes sense.
I have the energy to go about my day but when it comes to training I am useless.

It’s a Saturday, I’m going out tonight. I’m going to have a healthy Mexican dish and then sod it I’m going to have a glass of red for drinks after.

In other news, I’m currently enjoying a cannelloni bean overloaded dish!

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Day Seven

Bored of it now.
Fed up of everything being about the detox. Not being able to work all meals around my day, having water with drinks after work and watching everyone enjoy bottles of beautiful red grapes. Boring!

It’s nice that I’ve been good for 7 days but I’m starting to feel I have nothing to really show for it. I’m in real need for carbohydrates to help my training and a glass of red to help my social life.

I’ve learnt more about healthy natural foods but to be honest I’m not even sure if I care. I think I’m just going to use the remaining 7 days as healthy eating rather than a detox now.

I’m just not man enough for a detox. Back to the exercise.

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Day Five

I officially reached the detox yesterday. I craved everything and surprisingly I’m craving coffee the most. I look longingly at the Starbucks every morning on my way to work and I take a moment to appreciate and smell the coffee throughout the day. I’ve actually tried avoiding the tea rounds so not to lapse.
I’m fed up but a lot of people have been telling me that this is normal and to not give in now so I suppose I’ll keep going…

Managed all three meals yesterday which kept my energy levels up but I feel this is effecting my training as twice I’ve gone for a run this week and it’s left me exhausted and I’ve found it hard to do the 6miles I’ve so easily done before.

Last night I cooked rice noodles for the first time, I failed. Well at least I assume I did as they were very slimy with the red Thai curry sauce. I’m not fussy; it tasted good.

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Day Four

Screw today.
Lunch tasted like onion baby food and I couldn’t muster it. It tasted vile. Even thinking about it now makes my appetite shrivel up into itself.
Beetroot and walnut salad, no thanks…

Because I didn’t have lunch I was left hungry all day until I rushed home for a redeeming Mediterranean pizza and coleslaw which I could have eaten several times over! Though it was a big portion, more than enough to sustain me.

Getting bored of missing meals though, its a shame I can’t bring anything to work as back up… man I’m boring myself now. I don’t even know if it’s affecting my training at all at the moment but I felt a bit odd this morning so I assume that to be the detox fully taking effect? Day 5/14 tomorrow – bring it on!!

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Day Three

Yesterday I was surprised by how my detox meals kept my hunger at bay. It’s proved to me how empty my breakfast and lunches used to be.

My appetite for breakfast is more apparent. On a usual day I could bash out a spin class, commute to work and then not eat until about half past 10 but yesterday after I went swimming I had to eat my delicious (I exaggerate) granola before I set off to work.

Wasn’t able to fit in dinner because I saw Stephen Merchant (hilarious and a recommended DVD buy) and didn’t get home until quarter to midnight which by that time I couldn’t bring myself to eat. My first con to the detox as my knowledge of what’s safe is pretty much non existent so I crunched my way through a couple celery sticks and got ready for bed. If I wasn’t on a detox, I would have rustled up a Sami special of prawn cocktail crisps sandwiches. Maybe pop a custard cream on the side.

Starting to feel I can at least do this for a week however there’s after work drinks this Thursday – its going to be tough sticking to still water…

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Nearly a year old (Benji)

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